Donald Trump, You’re Fired!

Donald Trump, You’re Fired!

While I regularly share my thoughts and views of current events or culture, I’ve tried hard to steer clear of this election. I made an exception back in December when I wrote this post on 10 reasons why Trump was a train wreck that needed to go. I thought I was spot on then, and my conviction has only grown stronger. So, I’m making another exception. Donald Trump not only needs to go, we as voters need to collectively say, “you’re fired” and get him the hell out of this campaign.Continue Reading

Trump is truly an embarrassment to our country. It’s difficult to find exact words to fully express my disgust with the latest news on Trump. His past and current actions are indefensible. Those still holding out hope that he’s the “businessman” who will fix this country, can come up with all the theories they want on who leaked what, and that a shitload of emails ended up in enemy hands when they probably ended up in the basement of a 12-year old hacker in Indiana who can’t even name the three branches of government. But, theories don’t mask the facts.

Who the fu*#k cares about the emails or who leaked what. It’s a distraction that goes nowhere. I care about this country. We are privileged to live in a democratic society and have the freedom to make our own choices. It’s not a joke, nor do we ever want our country to be viewed as a joke.

Yet, this election is like a theater of the absurd. It doesn’t feel like an election. It feels like we have one candidate who is more qualified than any other candidate has been in at least the last decade, running against an unqualified egotistical misogynist and racist who from his actions and words, thinks he is a superior human being to anyone else in this country, especially women and minorities. Trump spews language that according to my 15-year-old, sounds like it’s coming from a hormone-enraged 8th grader who’s trying to come off as cool and manly. That’s alarming, to say the least.

The latest audio released from this man’s past when he was 59, far from an 8th grader, is disgusting, degrading and despicable. Not only should women be enraged, but EVERY person in this country should be enraged. This is a campaign to choose the leader of our free world, not to choose a man who feels like pu**sy is his for the taking, regardless of who and when.

President Obama has consistently displayed diplomacy, discretion, tact and grace in situations that most of us cannot imagine. And, when I think about the possibility of Trump being in any similar situation it terrifies me. He has already embarrassed our country, and this election is NOT a business deal that can be bailed out with a bankruptcy.

Election 2016 - your vote counts

If there is anybody left out there that can rationalize why they would vote for this man, I’d really like to hear why. And, for the rest of you, I encourage you to exercise your right to vote. It always matters, but this year I’m feeling the need to say it matters even more, for ALL of us. Please vote.

What would you choose, time or money?

What would you choose, time or money?

It’s hard for me to think of anyone in my life that has time on her hands. That doesn’t mean they don’t find ways to make their kids’ sporting events, attend an important fundraiser or grab drinks with friends, but it does mean there is often little or no down time. Our days and nights…

Six tips for maintaining your vacation high

Six tips for maintaining your vacation high

Many of us have been there, arriving home after seven or more glorious days away from real life. Whether you’ve returned from sipping Mai Tai’s on the beaches of Hawaii, hiking the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu, strolling through the streets of Paris, or camping at one of your state’s parks, that vacation high tucked…

5 Reasons You Should Watch Orange is the New Black

5 Reasons You Should Watch Orange is the New Black

Season 4 of Orange is the New Black rolled out recently, and of course, I traded sleep for binge-watching time to wrap up the season in just a few days. As with the three seasons before, once you reach the end of the last episode, you’re left with wanting more, while you attempt to process…Continue Reading

What first started as Piper Chapman’s year-long journey in prison for trafficking a suitcase full of drug money for her then-girlfriend who later turned her in, has evolved into the journey for a number of women serving prison time for various reasons and with widely different backgrounds. The dialogue at times is brilliant. In one scene the characters are delivering witty and quick, comedic lines. The next one addresses serious social justice issues. It’s one of those series that has you looking at how many episodes remain, not wanting it to end, yet wondering where it’s going.

For me, Season 4 contained the darkest comedy contrasted against a bitter tragedy. It was funny, alarming and gut-wrenching, a tough mix to accomplish with one show without it feeling like it’s gone too far and outlived its life as a series.

If you haven’t watched it, I highly recommend the time investment, starting from Season 1. And, if you haven’t embarked on a binge-watch journey of Season 4, there’s no better time than a long weekend. Here are five reasons to get started today:Orange is the New Black - 5 reasons to watch

You’ll grow to love the castThis ensemble cast is phenomenal, and the character development of each one makes you empathize with them, even though you know they’ve had some major screw ups in life. I find myself wanting to learn more about each, and actually hoping they’ll eventually have better lives where they’re no longer breaking the law, and they feel valued in society.

The back stories will suck you in – Eventually, you’ll learn more about many of the characters through back stories that give you a window into how they ended up at Litchfield Penitentiary. Each one leaves you wanting to learn more.

It dishes up the best dark comedy of any show on TV – The dialogue sucks you in. This is not the kind of series you wander into the kitchen for a snack and listen from afar. You need to stick with it. Every line counts. The comedic timing is top notch, but they are often dealing with some dark stuff. Sometimes I wonder if laughing is appropriate, but that’s part of the show’s magic.

It addresses some critical social justice issues – If ever white privilege is put front and center, you’ll find it here, along with racial disparity, social inequality and a host of other issues. This series sheds light on them in ways that make it impossible to ignore. It brings a reality to the issues through the characters, putting names and faces to them and making it starkly different than reading about incidents in the media. At times it’s disturbing, and other times heart-tugging. It’s made me think more deeply about these issues and determining my role in contributing to needed change.

You’ll be in the know – You won’t be left out of conversations at work, or lack the ability to answer pop culture questions on trivia night. As probably one of the few people who’ve never watched Game of Thrones, I know that feeling of being a series outsider. I have a big “L” on my forehead. But, not when it comes to OITNB. And, you’ll learn more about prison than you may wish to learn. It gives me even greater appreciation for my rigged adherence to the law.

Come on, get watching. I look forward to hearing your thoughts.

Apples like Brock Turner don’t fall far from the tree

Apples like Brock Turner don’t fall far from the tree

Much has already been written about the Stanford student on the swim team who raped a woman behind a dumpster, and walked away with only a six-month sentence. The only reason I share his name is that other women and the world need to know he’s a rapist. His name is Brock Turner. Rapist. Not…Continue Reading

So, what do we learn from this case? We learn that rape is rampant, with 1 in 5 women being sexually assaulted on college campuses. Alarmingly, that statistic indicates no downward trends. As a nation, we should be enraged. This is not acceptable. Why has society glossed over this as an issue of “boys will be boys,” chalking it up to sowing their wild oats, exploring college life with a lot of drinking and partying. Girls are there for the taking, or so it seems.

As a parent with a daughter four years away from college, I’m terrified. We’re raising her as a strong woman, willing and able to stand up for her beliefs and values, clearly understanding right from wrong. But, I have real fears. How do I let her leave the nest and enter the predatory world of college campuses where sexual assault is regularly occurring? In many cases, it’s being swept under the rug so as not to tarnish the reputation of these highly reputable colleges. It’s time tarnishing became the trend, and it needs to start now.

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My daughter and thousands of other daughters have the potential of being surrounded by kids like Brock, whose father thinks it’s justifiable that boys may partake in “20 minutes of action” but it doesn’t really mean anything. The blame was put on the drinking and the girl, not his son. That’s alarming and terrifying. Yet, this father and son still believe he simply had a minor lapse in judgment due to alcohol, and ruining his life over this is unwarranted. What about the woman?

And now, we learn more.  A letter sent to the judge from Brock’s mother was recently released. Not once in the letter does she mention the victim. Not once. Instead, it includes pleas like this:

“I beg of you, please don’t send him to jail/prison. Look at him. He won’t survive it. He will be damaged forever and I fear he would be a major target. Stanford boy, college kid, college athlete — all the publicity…this would be a death sentence for him.”

I ask again. What about the woman? She is the ONLY victim in this case. She’s the one who laid unconscious behind a dumpster while a guy repeatedly raped her, leaving her bruised, battered and yes, damaged forever.

As parents, one of our jobs is to prepare our kids for the “real world.” And, my real-world scenario does not include college students like Brock Turner thinking rape is justifiable. The victim’s letter she wrote to her attacker should become required reading on every college campus, and required reading for parents before they send their sons or daughters off for their freshman year. We should not, and cannot accept, that white privilege is a pass to a hand slap for committing a rape.

The Turner’s owe the victim an apology for their behaviors and their words. They also owe an apology to the nation for attempting to justify and minimize the crime of rape. Rape is a punishable crime. Rape results in one victim, and one victim only.

A letter to my 14-year-old-daughter…

A letter to my 14-year-old-daughter…

You are amazing. One day you’re sweet and needy, where I feel like you’d cuddle up in my lap if you were smaller. The next day, you spew venom and the look in your eyes tells me someone has taken over your body and she is not of this world. You are my 14-year-old-daughter and…Continue Reading

I look at you and see a smart, talented, pretty, respectful, kind teen that is focused on big dreams and a conviction that nothing or no one will stop. I want you to know I believe in you, through delightful days and demon days. While I may question my parenting skills from hour to hour, I never, ever question my love for you. I am there, forever and always.

You dream of Broadway and stardom. When we returned from New York when you were 12 you wrote this list:

how to move to NYC in six easy steps

You immediately started searching for apartments and potential jobs for me. In support of you, I did my own searching. Crazy, I knew, but in my heart, I felt the need to explore my career options…for you. Honestly, I didn’t have a clue at 12, so I truly admire your big thoughts and big dreams and want to do everything to support them, even when you’re breathing fire that’s singeing my arm hair.

I’m told that age 14 is the worst and that moving past this “magical” year makes all the difference. I truly, honestly hope so. Again, it doesn’t mean I ever love you any less, but it may mean my already gray hair masterfully covered by Yvette every five weeks, gets a slight period of remission.

Today when you emerged from your slumber and wandered downstairs you came over and hugged me. An hour later you were in tears and told me to “get out of your room, and quit asking questions.” I want you to know that when you hurt, I hurt. I know that doesn’t matter now, but I’m hoping someday you understand that I had a lot of those angsty feelings myself – friends, boys, fitting in, acceptance – no matter what era, the clothing may be different but the feelings are the same.

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There are days I still have feelings of angst. I went through years of self-doubt and lack of self-confidence. In fact, I’m in a job that gives me lots of reasons to doubt myself. But these days I brush it off and in my head give the big, F-you to those that I think deserve it. At my age, it works.

So, to my 14-year old daughter who I know will successfully launch into this not-always-kind-world, I just want you to know that I will always love you, no matter what your mood. I will support your choices even though they may not be what I would choose. I will give advice as I see warranted. I will be there, no matter what. Go forth and conquer. I know you will.

The story of the creepy caretaker

The story of the creepy caretaker

Mr. T and I just returned from Hawaii where we celebrated 20 years of wedded bliss and all that falls on the left and right spectrum of said noun. As always, Hawaii is and was amazing. Thanks to the internet, it’s fairly easy to find and rent a great place with a spectacular view, a…Continue Reading

We arrived at the house around 11 p.m. Hawaii time, 2 a.m. our time, so were understandably wiped out after a long evening of travel. It was a house above a garage with two pods, one containing the kitchen and living room and a second one containing a separate door and bedroom. Interesting. But the balcony and view made the bag schlepping and configuration less concerning.

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Morning came early, yet there’s something about the tropical sounds of the island and constant glow of that orb we’ve had limited exposure to lately in the PNW. It does wonders for jet lag. After a couple cups of coffee, I grabbed my first vacation book, The Rosie Project, that I’d nearly finished on the plane. I headed to the backyard equipped with a small, lovely pool, a coiffed tiered lawn, a few palm trees, a giant Koa tree, tropical flowering plants, the sounds of paradise and a lounge chair with my name on it.

Creepy encounter #1

I was about 15 minutes into my first full sun of the year when I hear knocking on the back gate of a tall fence that surrounds the backyard. “Hello, hello, I’m just stopping by to say, ‘hi.’ I’m your caretaker.”

Caretaker? Nobody told me there was caretaker. We’re used to an owner that leaves instructions for the lockbox, and details of when the pool guy comes, the garbage is picked up and the lawn is mowed. There’s always a name and number of who to call with questions or issues. Beyond that, it’s our rental house for the week. Simple. Straightforward. Unobtrusive. And, that’s how we like it.

The “caretaker” is pulling on the locked gate while I’m scrambling to put on my cover up. Truth time. I only wear a bikini when I’m not in public.  Honestly, age brings on the inevitable and it’s not helped by my lack of beach-body exercise leading up to this vacation. But hey, it’s vacation, and nobody is around, so I’m going for it. As I jump up and head toward the gate, still trying to throw on my cover up, I hear, “That’s okay, I’ll come around.” Before I could say “palm tree” there he was.


Hawaii balcony view

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His name was Tom and he was the caretaker of the owner’s 2 ½ acres. I conducted small chit chat. Turns out he grew up in Sequim and had previously worked for the owners at their business in Port Angeles. He said he would wait for the “big guy.” That would be Mr. T, who he had spotted earlier in the morning when he was already roaming the grounds. I made it clear we’d rented before, we had no questions, all was good.  Mr. T., who was on the phone, finally comes down from the house. At this point, Tom sits down.

His chatting continued, sharing how much work it was to keep up the grounds and that he lived in the Ohana (guest cottage) up behind the main house. The roofline was visible from the fence. He assured us he was quiet while he did his work and drank his tea. He instructed us not to park in front of the garage because he was in and out during the day. What? Then, he proceeded to deliver a history lesson about the rows of stacked lava rock that the owners were required to keep in its place and other bits about how men used to eat separately from women. Oh, and he mentioned he was looking for a girlfriend. TMI. It went on way too long, and he seemed way too familiar. We just wanted some peace and quiet. Finally, he made his exit. We both shook our heads, recanted the experience and agreed he was a bit creepy. If only it ended there.

Creepy Encounter #2

After a few hours of sun, we moved inside. Between the jet lag and sun, I was wiped out and a nap was calling. While I was napping and Mr. T was doing some work, Tom was taking a dip in our pool. WTF? At that point, his creepy factor was creeping higher.

The next morning, I went for a run, and Mr. T. picked me up at the end so I could get an Acai bowl at the Basik Café. The Puna is my favorite! When we returned, there was Tom lurching around the garage. Weird. Since when does a rental need constant caretaking? We exchanged greetings and headed up the stairs, trying not to be friendly and encourage him.

On night two things got even creepier. We lost the internet that afternoon and when we returned from dinner in the evening I decided to reset the modem to see if I could bring it back up. While I was successful, it wiped out the owner’s name as the network name and replaced it with Linksys. No big deal, I thought. It worked, and that was the goal.

The final creepy encounter

I headed to bed in the separate building next door, and night owl Mr. T. proceeded to watch a little more TV and eventually embarked on a round of sit-ups on the floor. On one of his ‘ups’, there was Tom, staring in the window. He’d come up two flights of stairs to an all-windows-across-the-deck-house to ask if he could come in and restart the modem. Mr. T. startled and without contacts, told him ‘no,’ and to come back tomorrow. Tom pushed back, saying it would only take a minute. Mr. T. was annoyed and reinforced that he should come back tomorrow.

But, from what we learned earlier, Tom was pursuing this girl on the other side of the island, and my guess is that internet access at 10:30 was crucial to his continued success. He questioned what we’d done, but Mr. T. wasn’t going to reveal that I’d reset it. He said I was sleeping, but he’d ask me in the morning.

Tom didn’t give up questioning why Mr. T was so put off by him, as he was simply being a caring caretaker. So, Mr. T. shared his frustration and annoyance with Tom’s unexpected and unannounced visit, his afternoon dip in the pool, and his general ongoing presence, comparing that to our past experiences. Voices raised to a decibel that woke me from my slumber where I heard Tom defending his pool time since he is “sharing the grounds” too. Wait, we are renting a house, but sharing it at the same time? At some point, Mr. T’s 6’ 4” frame must have been enough to deter 5’9” Tom from continuing to talk his way further into a tenuous situation.

The next morning Mr. T texted Tom to tell him I’d reset the modem and in doing so the network name was replaced by the modem name. Tom’s response was gushingly apologetic, saying he was still learning the ropes as caretaker. You think? His 360-degree change in behavior was most likely linked to his fear of losing his job and a place to live in paradise. And, given that he could see when we came and went, we never saw Tom again. But we knew he was watching.

Once at the airport on our way home, Tom texted Mr. T. again, apologizing all over himself and finally admitting we were his first “guests.” Just our luck; we experienced a no-boundaries caretaker in training. If I was a betting woman, I would bet the next guests will see very little of the creepy caretaker, and they will surely not find him in their pool.

Top 5 reasons why it’s not all bad to dine at your desk

Top 5 reasons why it’s not all bad to dine at your desk

In the past year, there’s been a lot written about dining at our desks, and why we should push away from our computer and mosey our derrière to the lunch room to dine or venture out with colleagues to get some air and food. Social scientists have taken to calling it “desktop dining.” I think…Continue Reading

I’m one of those that spends the majority of her weekdays desktop dining, scarfing down Trader Joe’s Organic Pesto Tortellini, Spinach and Cheese Stuffed Shells, a Chicken Burrito or Garden Vegetable Lasagna. Most of these, especially the lasagna does not do well with light colored attire when I’m attempting to check email, respond, and shovel in my mouth all at the same time. I believe I’m a master of multitasking, but red sauce, or sauce of any kind, has no mercy. Yet, that doesn’t mean I’m ready to change my ways.It's not all bad to dine at your desk

In reading all the reasons why desk dining is bad – poor eating choices, eating more, not socializing, no outlet for air and creative breaks – I’m not convinced. On the flip side there are quantifiable benefits to inhaling a few grapes and crackers between meetings. I offer up my top five reasons for continuing your lunchtime cuisine habits and hanging out with you, your computer and that fine wood (or laminate) desk that probably has absorbed more of your secrets, and sauce, than anyone.

  1. Join the cool-kids club. You are not alone – There’s no need to be a trendsetter. Some 62 percent of professionals typically eat lunch at their desks. You too can be a part of the “in club” who dismisses the need to be social and nosh with colleagues or other humans you may not particularly like.
  1. Take advantage to catch up on what you want to catch up on – While your colleagues are off cavorting in the kitchen, solving crossword puzzles and sharing weekend stories, you and your desk can enjoy a few peaceful moments. Answer Aunt Betty’s email about your family’s genealogy, post something pithy on your Facebook page, order that healthy eating cookbook from Amazon. Check off things on your non-work “to-do” list. It’s the perfect time.
  1. Eat fast and take a quick walk– Who says it’s unhealthy. Shove in your sandwich, slip on your flats, and hit the streets for a quick walk. Dining at your desk doesn’t have to mean you are chained to your desk. Take advantage of controlling your schedule and step out to clear your head, alone.
  1. Take the time to clean your office – One of the reasons people say it’s bad to dine at your desk is the issue of cleanliness. Your keyboard fills with crumbs, and your desk is a germ center. I say “pshaw” to that. Whip out the Clorox wipes and give your desk and keyboard a thorough cleaning after you’ve consumed your favorite quick lunch. There’s no better time.
  1. Map out the next chapter in your life – Often, I’m in back-to-back meetings all day long. I need a break from talking, interacting and problem-solving. I just want to be alone, and I don’t think that’s all bad. Who can’t use some time for yourself. You set your agenda and you call the shots, whatever that looks like.
    top 5 reasons it's not all bad to dine at your desk

Don’t get me wrong, I love my colleagues and I should socialize more, but I’m also an introvert. The energy drain from the job can be tough, so my lunch hour is often my only time to claim for me. While I don’t always eat at my desk and sometimes choose to interact with colleagues, I plan on continuing my patterns. It works for me, and apparently 62 percent of America.  If you 62 percent would like to meet for a lunch break someday, I’m totally game!

How about you? What are your lunchtime habits?

Goodbye Prince; I’m crying purple tears

Goodbye Prince; I’m crying purple tears

“Dearly beloved we are gathered here to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever and that’s a mighty long time.” A mighty long time for Prince equaled 57, as he left us on April 21, 2016. Way too much musical talent and way too young to say goodbye to this…Continue Reading

Just a couple of weeks before Prince’s death, at my place of employment our floor held an open house where you invite the other floors of your office to come tour, eat some food and learn more about the staff. We each filled out a sheet with a few questions and posted them outside our offices. The final question on the sheet was to share one thing people may not know about you. Mine says: ‘People may not know that I’m a huge Prince fan, that he’s my all-time favorite artist and I’ve seen him in concert three times. I’ve written about him before on my blog. Who knew I’d be saying goodbye shortly after I revealed my Prince passion to all my colleagues.Prince performs at 2007 Super Bowl

When celebrities die, it always gives me pause, as they often seem untouchable and a bit larger than life. Some deaths are more impactful than others and leave lasting memories when I hear the news. I distinctly remember I was painting our bathroom a soft forest green (trendy at the time) when news broke about the plane crash that killed John F. Kennedy Jr. I was sitting in rush hour traffic, heading home from work when the radio reported Michael Jackson had died. I felt the need to pull over. It was hard to process.

When news broke of Prince’s death I had taken the day off and was home packing the kitchen in preparation for our move. I had the TV on, mumbling under my breath about daytime TV and thinking about the demographics of morning TV watchers. It served as background noise until ABC swept in with the “breaking news” statement that flashed on the screen, and then I heard it. Prince was dead at the age of 57. Tears streamed my face and I abruptly dropped the packing tape and shoved aside a box to move closer to the TV. I surprised myself at how upset I was. I’d never met the man, and never would, but I had developed a strong connection to his music that started in my 20s, and it never left me.

I love music, but I can’t carry a tune and have limited musical talents. But, I know what I like, and I know talent when I hear it. I found him to be a musical savant. And, if you read anything about him, many considered him a true genius. He wrote, produced, played, engineered and performed. I couldn’t tell you the two teams who played in the Super Bowl in 2007, but I’ll never forget Prince’s halftime performance. It has to be one of the best ever. Even if you’re not a Prince fan, I encourage you to watch him sing Purple Rain. You too might be inclined to cry a few purple tears.

R.I.P. Prince. You left us too soon. May your music live on forever.